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You Know You're Filipino When... Title: "You Know You're Filipino When..."
(Humorous Anecdotes) YOU KNOW YOURE A FILIPINO WHEN * you have a "barrel man" in your house, you may be filipino...(you know..the wooden man...when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!)* you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino. * you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino. * you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room, you're a Filipino. * you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino. * you smoke in your house * you put up your knee while eating * you eat kanin and ulam using your hand * you are pakialamero * you say Sugarol, babaero at tumador * you are chismosa * you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom. * you say For Take Out instead of to go. * you point w/ your lips, then you might be a Filipino. * you say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino. * you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino. * your nickname is "boy", you might be a Filipino. * you ask for a Colgate instead of toothpaste, you might be a Filipino. * you say "Canteen" instead of cafeteria, then you must be filipino * you eat under-developed duck eggs. * you call it a "ballpoint" or "ballpen", not a "pen" * you pronounce the word ALREADY as OLREYDI. * you say, Kodakan, instead of take pictures. * you do "mano po" to older people in the house you're about to enter. * you refer to to your refrigerator as "pridyider" * your grandma smiles and her teeth are all red because of "nga-nga" (betel nut and areca) * you say "pliers" when you meant "fliers" * you say "bitch" when you meant "beach" * you pronounce "hippopotamus" and "comfortable" in a funny way * you say "Boose" for "bus" * you cover your sofa with bright red and green blankets * you have a Last Supper quilt tacked on your dining wall * your "walking doll" is still new even though it was bought years ago because your mom kept it in the china cabinet and never let you play with it. * you drive a Mercedes-Benz with maroon seat covers * you hang a rosary on the rear view mirror of your car. * you have a Santo Nino shrine in your living room. * you buy the karaoke system first before the stereo and TV * you have an out of tune piano and nobody in the family ever learned to play. * you know what "chocolate meat" is * you say chok-o-late. * you have a "Weapons of Morroland" shield. * you didn't hear or understand something and your first expression is "HA?". * you're standing next to big boxes at the airport. * you say 'hoy' to get someone's attention. * you like peanut butter with chocolate. * you make "para" (STOP!) on a bus.Continued on Page 2
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